I am in support of most causes including "No Shave November". Boy is looking like Brian Wilson and it is a good look for him especially with his lack of hair on his head. In a short month, he has managed to grow the beard to his chest. Then again, unlike most of us who have the 5 O'Clock Shadow, he has the 8AM Shadow. I have forgone trimming my beard and could be a Brian Wilson candidate in a week or so, but there have to be rules. Katja is also supporting the cause and I had to tell her enough is enough. For the most part she has been wearing long skirts and boots, covering her legs and making sure she wore tops with sleeves, but today was all one could stand. A short skirt, white stockings and a sleeveless top made me put my foot down and tell her she has done enough for cause. Like to throw up my morning coffee. I explained that her sister can pull it off because she is a mutant in her family in that she is not a chewbacca, but like her mom, Katja is a fur-bearing beast. I told her that the first time a guy sees her legs, he is going to leave his breakfast on the ground, have some sympathy for those of us with weak stomachs.
Fast forward to five minutes ago and she is an awful mood. Seems she cut the crap out of her legs and is now forced to wear pants. I was told I best be buying her lunch today because she could pass out from blood loss because of forced defoliation. Life is never dull around here. Speaking of excitement, best get the Brazilian on the move, she wants to see what the trade in would be for her car, she wants a Mini Cooper - thanks ad on this board.