It is pretty late, but I cannot sleep even though the lightning has stopped. It is really windy out and our poor dock needs to be fixed when this crappy weather stops. Our pool is covered with palm leaves and all kinds of dead insects. Last night, about 3 all of us girls were huddled in the middle of the house when the thunder was booming. Stupid Chris and Miki were sitting on the deck having cigars and laughing at us. Must be great to be stupid and have a death wish. Lightning is hitting everywhere and those two are telling jokes. Does anyone know why men are not frightened by thunder and lightning? You guys are mostly men, so could you answer that for me. Those two just said it is just a weather disturbance and nothing to worry about. Assholes. Oh good, someone is at the door. Last night it was our neighbors, their roof got a massive hole and they needed buckets and stuff. Oh, it is Andrew. He walked over here because the apartment he lives in has no power and he said the loo (I love that word) is backing up. Tatianna is happy but there will be no smoochy stuff, he has been ordered to the deck where manly things are going on. I am sure Miki is happy, he has someone to drink Scotch with. Even when Chris drank, Scotch was the thing he hated the most. He said it was like drinking water after it had been through a toilet.
Yeah, it is also really warm. We put the TV on and the weather fool said it is 81 right now and really humid. Chris says we can turn the A/C on so maybe that make it nicer. The last couple days we had it off because of reasons, I guess. Now, we girls are all hungry. Not the right time to eat, but I am going to beg Chris to make some nachos or something fast like chili dogs. Dinner was like 6 hours ago and usually I will be asleep and not thinking about food but I do not know if I will sleep tonight. Great, now the damn idiots are thinking about using the barbecue. Only the worst idea ever. Wind is blowing still, I saw a bat flying backwards and the trees are bending all over the place. Shit, the satellite dish might have moved. We lost the signal. I guess cigars make men brave too. The two big idiots just got a ladder and are up on the roof. Watch the lightning start again.
Okay, it is now twenty minutes later and the satellite is fixed and no one fell off of the roof, but Chris thought it would be fun to jump down. He did not break anything but he landed on his skinny ass. No one who is 60 should be doing stupid stuff like that, but he was challenged and the ground is soft. He also got a hundred dollar bill from his brother. I think if someone offers him a hundred, he will do most anything. I saw him eat a scotch pepper whole for a hundred bucks and then ended up in the ER because he got sick. But, he bragged to the doctor that he made a C-note. I swear, I am married to a teenager. The funniest thing was Andrew looking nervous. I think the old goats are going to make him run naked through the neighborhood or something. I could see those two doing it, hell I have seen them do it. Not something to see after dinner. But that was like twenty years ago at a lodge in Montana. They were standing outside our cabins, having a drink and a smoke, nothing on at 10 in the morning to see if anyone noticed but a ranger saw them and they both got some kind of fine. Okay, the wind is calming down and I think us married girls are going to scare the single ones out of ever getting married with tales of stupid things our men have done. That should take another 6 hours. OH MY GOD, they are watching porn on the deck. Katja went outside to see what was going on and she said they put the TV back on the brackets and are watching some Japanese porn. I told Chris to get rid of those care packages from Japan, but he never listens to me. Poor Andrew, they will ruin him before he can even propose. If I hear lay that pipe one more time I am going out there and shut down the boys club. Time to put the laptop away or use it on my late husband. This always happens when he and his brother get together. Sometime during the night, the stupid hormone starts.